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Funny stories of Sonya the pig and the little pony

Acquaintance

Once upon a time there lived a piggy Sonya, in a beautiful house near the forest. She had flowers in her yard that she loved to water. One day she wanted to go to the forest to pick mushrooms, because after the rain a lot of them grow: boletus, aspen, chanterelles and others. Taking the basket with her, Sonya went into the forest. She walked and collected for a long time, and when her basket became full, she decided to return home, she walked and walked and got lost. Sonya began to shout:

“Help au,” but no one heard her. Sonya sat down on a stump and cried, and from her tears forest flowers began to grow on the ground. She smiled and began to sing a song:

1 verse

Why do all mushrooms

hats shaped like umbrellas,

why magical dreams

not enough for a dream.

Chorus

One, two, three — look

how the earth turns,

if there is love inside

that means I’m happy.

Verse 2

Why colors are important

so that there is a rainbow,

why are flowers needed?

so that I take care of them.

Sonya began to dance cheerfully in a circle with mushrooms. Not far away, in a clearing, a little pony, who had always dreamed of performing in the circus, was nibbling grass. Hearing the song, she immediately galloped to where the song was heard. The song ended and Sonya sat down on the stump again, then suddenly a little pony came up to her and asked:

— What is your name?

— I’m piggy Sonya, and what about you? — asked the piggy.

“I’m a little pony,” the pony answered.

— — Your name is interesting, little pony, is it that when you eat at the table, you leave a lot of crumbs behind? — asked Sonya.

“I’m just a little horse,” the pony answered.

— What are you doing here? — asked Sonya.

“I was walking in a clearing and accidentally heard this song, so I galloped up,” answered the pony.

“And I got lost in the forest,” said Sonya.

“Don’t be upset, I know the way,” the pony said cheerfully.

— Really, that’s great, can I ride you? — asked Sonya.

— Of course, sit down and I’ll take you home now, but I don’t know where you live? — said the pony.

“And I’ll show you the way, the main thing is to get out of the forest, that’s where my home is,” Sonya answered cheerfully.

“Let me jump, and you will sing your song,” said the pony.

One, two, three look

How the earth turns

If there’s love inside

So I’m happy

“And here is my house,” Sonya shouted with joy, thank you little pony, let’s be friends!

— Want! — the pony answered joyfully and they hugged.

Hygiene

The little pony decided to go visit Sonya.

Sonya opened the door and suggested:

— — Let’s drink tea with raspberry jam!

— Let’s! — said Sonya.

The little pony looked around, the house was a mess, the bed was not made, the floors were dirty, there was a mountain of unwashed dishes, she was surprised and asked:

— Sonya, why did you put dirty cups on the table?

“Why wash them, anyway, then drink tea from them again,” answered Sonya.

— You, you can’t do this, it’s hygiene! — said the little pony.

“What do you understand, hygiene, my mother didn’t wash the dishes, my grandmother and all my relatives,” the piggy got angry.

“It’s just that if you don’t wash the dishes, germs will appear, and they can make you sick,” said the pony.

“I sometimes roll in the mud and nothing happens,” said Sonya and sang a song:

I’m not good with cleanliness

I don’t like to wash my face

That’s why I’ll tell everyone

Why won’t I buy soap?

I don’t want to brush my teeth

And wash the dishes too

If you want a pony, I’ll teach you

How to live without it

When the song ended, the little pony got up from the table and left, and Sonya began to grimace after her.

After a while there was a knock on the door and a joyful Sonya shouted “Pony, is that you?” I ran to the door and opened it, but the postman was standing on the threshold. The old dog Bucks brought Piggy her favorite magazine “Dunno”.

— — Maybe you’ll have tea with me, Grandpa Bucks? — asked the piggy.

“Look at the mess you have in your house, if you want friends to come to you, you need to tidy up and live clean,” answered the old dog.

“But my relatives also live like this,” the piggy tried to object.

“They don’t live right, every home should have order and hygiene,” said Grandfather Bucks.

“I promise that next time you will definitely like it at my house,” said Sonya.

The next morning, Sonya got up at dawn, washed her face, brushed her teeth and began to clean up the house, wiping the windows, vacuuming, washing the dishes, and by lunchtime the house was clean and comfortable.

A little pony passed by, and when Sonya saw her, she ran out into the yard and said:

— — Pony, my house is in order, let’s go have some tea!

The pony heard these words and went into the house and together they sang a song:

Wash your face in the morning

I want to brush my teeth

Learn to do everything yourself

If you are sick, go to the doctor

Clean your house more often

And it’s better to wash the dishes

So that they can come for tea later

All your friends are at your house

They went out into the yard and began to cheerfully water the flowers.

April Fool’s Day

Piggy Sonya decided to go to the pony so that they could take a walk together, she goes and looks, and a little pony stands in front of her, grasping the tree with her hooves. Sonya came closer and asked:

— Hi what are you doing?

“I recently read in a book that if you hug a tree and stand for five minutes, the tree will give you its energy,” said the pony.

— And have you already taken a lot of energy from the tree? — asked Sonya.

“I don’t know yet,” the pony answers.

— What if this energy makes you feel bad? — asks Sonya.

“I don’t think we are given as much energy as we need,” the pony answers.

“Maybe you’ll stop taking energy from the tree, especially since you didn’t ask its permission,” says Sonya.

“Okay, I persuaded you,” said the pony and moved away from the tree.

— Listen, can you imagine today is April Fool’s Day! — Sonya exclaimed, and you can laugh at whatever you want.

They go and watch the bear build a fence and hammer a nail into the board.

“Hello bear,” Sonya shouted.

In surprise, the bear hit his finger with a hammer and roared in pain.

“Ha, ha, ha, it’s really funny,” Sonya laughed.

“And my mother told me that you shouldn’t laugh at others,” said the pony.

“You can’t think of it, so I’ll take it and laugh,” Sonya answered and sang a song:

If the bear is unlucky

Let him not build his own fence

Hit your finger with a hammer

Turned red like a tomato

Why was laughter invented?

To smile at us

And laugh from everything

Even if you feel bad

They go further, and when they meet a gray bunny, he buys himself a popsicle and goes to unwrap the ice cream. Just wanted to bite him, but he dropped the ice cream on the ground, he got upset and cried.

“Ha, ha, ha, this is laughter,” the piggy laughed, holding her stomach.

“Why are you funny, because the bunny really wanted ice cream,” said the pony.

“But I didn’t eat it,” answered Sonya.

A new day came to an end and the pony went to accompany Sonya home, they ran and the piggy tripped and fell into a puddle.

She stood up all wet and dirty, and a pony, a bunny and a bear began to laugh next to her.

“You see,” said the bear, you laughed at others and fell into a puddle yourself, because if you do good, then goodness will definitely return to you.

“I understand everything, I won’t laugh at others anymore, please forgive me,” Sonya said and sang a song:

If you want somehow

Laugh at others

Don’t forget this song

Tell your friends

Better laugh at yourself

Become even kinder

And your good deed

Tell your friends quickly

Fishing

The pony was playing in her yard with Sonya when she saw a fishing rod.

— Sonya, look what I found! — said the pony.